Taco Time! Machete Slays Again in First Trailer for Machete Kills

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Sofia Vergara in Machete Kills (2013) Movie Image

Check out the first trailer Robert Rodriguez’s “Machete Kills”. It’s as ridiculous and outrageous and nuts as you probably expect, given a cast that includes everyone from Lady Gaga to Mel Gibson to Sofia Vergara walking around with a bra that shoots bullets. I’m not sure if the whole “in Spanish” thing is on purpose, or if this just happens to be the Spanish version of the trailer. Mind you, not that you’ll have all that hard of a time figuring out what’s going on. Please to watch.

With Charlie Sheen (aka Carlos Estevez) playing the President of the United States. Yeah, there’s that, too.

In MACHETE KILLS, Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent MACHETE, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

Starring Danny Trejo, Amber Heard, Sofía Vergara, Mel Gibson, Alexa Vega, Charlie Sheen, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Hudgens, Michelle Rodriguez, Cuba Gooding Jr., Edward James Olmos, William Sadler, Demián Bichir, Marko Zaror, and Lady Gaga.

Killing this September 13, 2013.

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  • Lexavi80

    Holly shit!! Hahahaha!!! I watch this trailer 3 times in a row. So funny!!!

    I’ll be there!

  • MICHAEL

    I’M IN !!!
    AWESOME !!!