This is the news I’ve been waiting all year to sink my tiny yellow teeth into. Magnet Releasing is set to release Takashi Miike’s critically-acclaimed action epic “13 Assassins” into select theaters here in the United States on April 29th, 2011. However, if, like me, you live in a city that doesn’t take kindly to foreign films taking up valuable marquee space at the local movie house, you can catch the flick on VOD beginning March 25th. In other words, there’s simply no excuse whatsoever for you to pass this one up, especially if you’re a fan of the Japanese director’s work. I can barely contain my excitement. While we’re waiting for that day to come, feast your eyes on the brand new poster for the film, which is resting just below these words. And if more information about “13 Assassins” is required, stop by the official US page by clicking right here.