So apparently most of Darren Aronofsky’s “Noah” will be watching Russell Crowe building a big ol boat with the help of his family, right? Or at least build a giant thingamagig that kinda looks like a long box. But apparently it’s tough enough to house a bunch of animals and withstand a flood, so there’s that. I’m not sure how the heck he did it without the benefit of a small army of contractors, to be perfectly honest with you, but then that’s why they call it Hollywood entertainment, no?
Anyways, check out two clips, two featurettes, and 30 new images from the upcoming Bible epic. I’m not much of a Bible man myself, but I hear folks who are aren’t too happy with the movie. Looks entertaining enough to me, and Aronofsky has never led me astray before, so I’ll probably check it out.
A man is chosen by God to undertake a momentous mission of rescue before an apocalyptic flood destroys the world.
Starring Russell Crowe, Jennifer Connelly, Emma Watson, Ray Winstone, Logan Lerman, Douglas Booth, and Anthony Hopkins.
The water flows next week on March 28th.