Tastelessness Knows No Bounds in the Horror/Comedy Girls Gone Dead

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At the time of this writing, directors Michael Hoffman Jr. and Aaron T. Wells’ boob-centric horror/comedy “Girls Gone Dead” is enjoying a 9.1 rating on IMDb from a whopping 17 users. Since the website is known for its accurate rating system, there’s simply no way anyone associated with the production could have tinkered with that number. In fact, forbid the thought from ever entering your brain again. With a name like “Girls Gone Dead”, you know you’re getting quality. Plus, it stars Beetlejuice. Not that one. The other one.

Press release nonsense straight ahead:

A hilarious throwback to the sexy 80s’ comedy/horror flicks. GIRLS GONE DEAD centers around six beautiful high school friends reuniting for spring break during their freshman year in college — only to find a sadistic killer with a medieval war hammer has targeted them! With a cast filled with notorious celebs and personalities – such as Jerry Lawler (“WWE Raw”), Beetlejuice and Sal ‘The Stockbroker’ Governale of “The Howard Stern Show”, Ron Jeremy, Iron Maiden’s Nicko McBrain, scream queen Linnea Quigley and a passel of Penthouse Pets like Ryan Keely and Janessa Brazil – this soon-to-be cult classic is certain to add some sizzle to your summer!

Rebecca is set to spend her first Spring Break home from college with her old high school cheerleading friends. As luck would have it, the group of six sexy girls have been granted the usage of a rental property in the Florida coastal town of Manatee Creek. However, they are soon to find that their vacation may be anything but… Just down the road, in Daytona Beach; “Crazy Girls Unlimited” — a company famous for its drunken topless DVD releases — has been throwing an event for their latest video series. However, the shoot ended early when a war-hammer-wielding killer showed up to end the festivities. Unaware of what has transpired, Rebecca and her friends decide to throw a Spring Break Free-For-All, but the girls get more than they bargained for when, one by one, the party-goers begin to disappear. It seems that an uninvited stranger has been cutting the guest list – literally – and it’s everyone for themselves in this hysterical, splatter-tastic flick.

For a B-movie release, the disc is offering up quite a few extras. Prospective consumers can expect to enjoy a handful of featuettes, as well as a number of music videos. Not bad, eOne. Not bad at all. “Girls Gone Dead” arrives on disc here in the States on July 17th, 2012.

Via : Horror-Movies.ca

Author: Todd Rigney

Todd was raised on a steady diet of Hollywood blockbusters, late-night Cinemax programming, and USA’s “Up All Night,” which may explain why his taste in movies is more than a little questionable. When he isn’t providing news and reviews for Beyond Hollywood, he can be found lounging lazily on his couch, perched in front of his television, or dwelling in places where direct sunlight can be easily avoided. He's happily married, in his 30's, and totally badass. If you'd like to reach Todd, you can follow him on Twitter or send him email/scoops to todd (at) beyondhollywood.com.
  • Lexavi80

    Jerry Lanwler and The Captain!!??? I’m in!!!