I gotta admit, I didn’t expect the first teaser trailer for commie pinko Oliver Stone’s “Wall Street” sequel, “Money Never Sleeps” to be funny. I mean, come on folks, there is comedy gold in this 90-second spot for the movie. Whoever cut the teaser did a pretty damn good job, because I can’t see Stone being this amusing. Whenever I’ve seen him in an interview or anywhere, the guy is as funny as day old ham and twice as dry.
Emerging from a lengthy prison stint, Gordon Gekko finds himself on the outside of a world he once dominated. Looking to repair his damaged relationship with his daughter, Gekko forms an alliance with her fiancé Jacob (Shia LaBeouf), and Jacob begins to see him as a father figure. But Jacob learns the hard way that Gekko – still a master manipulator and player – is after something very different from redemption.
Starring Carey Mulligan, Shia LaBeouf, Susan Sarandon, Michael Douglas, Josh Brolin, Frank Langella, Vanessa Ferlito, Natalie Morales, and directed by Oliver Stone.