Ten Seconds of Bond’s Quantum of Solace

Because, you know, you suck and you only deserve ten seconds worth of footage from the new James Bond movie, “Quantum of Solace”. Yeah, I don’t care how cool this movie ends up being, but that title is going to be ridiculed til the end of time, and beyond. Seriously, folks behind Bond movies, what the eff were you all thinking? “Quantum of Solace”? Why didn’t you just call it, “We’ve Now Run Out of Cool Movie Titles, So Here’s One We Randomly Picked Out of a Bag” and just be done with it? Anyhoo.

Seeking revenge for the death of his love, secret agent James Bond sets out to stop an environmentalist from taking control of a country’s water supply.

Daniel Craig returns as Bond. This time he’s joined by two new beauties in Olga Kurylenko and Gemma Arterton.

Ten seconds of Bond. Word is the full teaser will show up later next week. Enjoy. Or not.