Let’s face it, the only thing more ludicrous than the idea of Quentin Tarantino hiring a hardcore porno actress known mostly for her spectacularly natural chest to star in his remake of “Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!” is the notion that I’ve actually slotted the film as a potential 2010 release. But hey, I’m just naturally optimistic that way. The latest news regarding Tarantino’s plans to remake the 1965 Russ Meyer cult flick is that Tera Patrick (star of Award-winning hits like “Hogtied!”, “Nice Rack 4″, and of course, everyone’s favorite, “Up and Cummers 80″) has let it be known to Page Six that she’s currently being considered to play the lead in the sure-to-be-cheesy movie about three strippers who get into a load of trouble.
Says the often cheery, rack-tastic mainstream wannabe:
“It would be the hottest remake ever, and I’m honored to be considered,” she told Page Six. “I was built for this part.”
I would have to agree with the last part. She was built for the role of a stripper, alright.
Here’s the plot of the original:
Three strippers seeking thrills encounter a young couple in the desert. After dispatching the boyfriend, they take the girl hostage and begin scheming on a crippled old man living with his two sons in the desert, reputedly hiding a tidy sum of cash. They become houseguests of the old man and try and seduce the sons in an attempt to locate the money, not realizing that the old man has a few sinister intentions of his own.
Yup. Tera Patrick was born for stripper head honcho. Yowzers.