The Big List of 2012 Oscar Winners

Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy at the 84th Academy AwardsIn case you were too busy doing laundry or watching the NBA All-Star game (where Kevin Durant took the night’s MVP honors, by the way (Hook’em!)), Hollywood also held their Oscars (aka the 84th Annual Academy Awards) on Sunday.

For those of you who didn’t bother to partake in the snooze fest that was The Oscars, but still likes to keep up with the going-ons of Hollywood’s most important shindig of this and every year’s Suck-Up Season, here is your big list of winners from last night’s gathering.

And because even reading a list of Oscar winners will prove hellaciously boring, we’ve slapped in pictures of Miss Piggy and Kermit to lesson the pain. Enjoy.

Best Picture – The Artist (Thomas Langmann)

Actor In a Leading Role – Jean Dujardin (The Artist)

Actress In a Leading Role – Meryl Streep (The Iron Lady)

Actor In a Supporting Role – Christopher Plummer (Beginners)

Actress In a Supporting Role – Octavia Spencer (The Help)

Animated Feature Film – Rango (Gore Verbinski)

Cinematography – Hugo (Robert Richardson)

Art Direction – Hugo (Dante Ferretti, Francesca Lo Schiavo)

Costume Design – The Artist (Mark Bridges)

Directing – Michel Hazanavicious (The Artist)

Documentary Feature – The Undefeated (TJ Martin, Dan Lindsay, Rich Middlemas)

Documentary Short – Saving Face (Daniel Junge, Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy)

Film Editing – The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (Kirk Baxter, Angus Wall)

Foreign Language Film – A Separation (Iran, Asghar Farhadi)

Makeup – The Iron Lady (Mark Coulier, J. Roy Helland)

Music (Original Score) – The Artist (Ludovic Bource)

Music (Original Song) – Man or Muppet (The Muppets, Bret McKenzie)

Short Film (Animated) – The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore (William Joyce, Brandon Oldenburg)

Short Film (Live Action) – The Shore (Terry George, Oorlaugh George)

Sound Editing – Hugo (Philip Stockton, Eugene Gearty)

Sound Mixing – Hugo (Tom Fleischman, John Midgley)

Visual Effects – Hugo (Rob Legato, Joss Williams, Ben Grossman, Alex Henning)

Writing (Adapted Screenplay) – The Descendants (Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon, Jim Rash)

Writing (Original Screenplay) – Midnight in Paris (Woody Allen)

Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy at the 84th Academy Awards