The Big List of 2013 Oscar Winners



So I turn on the TV around 10:00 p.m. after watching “The Walking Dead” on AMC and that follow-up chat show, “Talking Dead”, which was kinda blah this week (the episode was blah, too, so I guess it sorta worked out) and saw that the Oscars were still going on. How long is this thing, 5 hours? Nope, turns out it’s just 4. That’s probably about 2 hours longer than it really needed to be, to be honest with you.

Anyhoo, in case you were curious, here are the big list of winners and losers from tonight’s festivities. Just kidding. It’s just a big list of the winners, hence the title. (Who cares about the losers, anyway, am I right? Well, their moms probably do. And their managers. Oscar nominations can translate into bigger paychecks, or so I’ve heard.)

So here they are, in no real order of importance (or, indeed, interest), the lucky folks that took a golden statue home with them last night. I imagine much partying and sexcapades to wake the neighbors ensued.

Best Picture

Best Director
Ang Lee – “Life Of Pi”

Best Cinematography
Claudio Miranda – “Life of Pi”

Best Actor In A Leading Role
Daniel Day-Lewis – “Lincoln”

Best Actress In A Leading Role
Jennifer Lawrence – “Silver Linings Playbook”

Best Actor In A Supporting Role
Christoph Waltz – “Django Unchained”

Best Actress In A Supporting Role
Anne Hathaway – “Les Misérables”

Best Original Screenplay
Quentin Tarantino – “Django Unchained”

Best Adapted Screenplay
Chris Terrio – “Argo”

Best Editing
William Goldenberg – “Argo”

Best Foreign Language Film
“Amour” (Austria)

Best Animated Feature Film

Best Animated Short Film

Best Original Song
Adele – “Skyfall”

Best Original Score
Mychael Danna – “Life of Pi”

Visual Effects
“Life of Pi”

Costume Design
Jacqueline Durran – “Anna Karenina”

Makeup and Hairstyling
“Les Misérables” Lisa Westcott and Julie Dartnell

Best Live Action Short Film

Best Documentary Short

Documentary Feature
“Searching for Sugar Man”

Sound Mixing
“Les Misérables” Andy Nelson, Mark Paterson and Simon Hayes

Sound Editing
“Skyfall” Per Hallberg and Karen Baker Landers
“Zero Dark Thirty” Paul N.J. Ottosson

Production Design
“Lincoln” Production Design: Rick Carter; Set Decoration: Jim Erickson

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  • Brent McKnight

    I think it’s funny that there was a tie.

    • Nix

      Haha, that was funny, too. I didn’t even know that had happened until I saw the list of winners. Hilarious. Just when you think the Oscars couldn’t get any dumber, they go and pull that shit.

      • Brent McKnight

        At this point I watch out of a sense of obligation–though I admit to flipping around quite a bit–but each and every year the show gets more and more out of touch. It’s almost comical anymore if so many people didn’t put so much stock in it.

        • Nix

          I saw the final hour when they started going through the categories one after another (because they had screwed around the previous 3 hours, presumably) and even that was soul destroying.

          • Brent McKnight

            Yeah, I left for more than an hour and didn’t miss any of the big categories. Apparently all I missed was a sing-a-long.

  • Juggernaut

    Michelle Obam presenting the best film, via satelite no less, was an abomination!