The Big List of 2014 Golden Globes Nominations

Golden Globes

Because some of you still care about awards shows from Hollywood, here is the big ol list of 2014 Golden Globes Awards Nominations. I can’t remember the last time I watched the Golden Globes. Hell, I can’t remember the last time I watched the Emmys or the Oscars. Hey, those dishes ain’t gonna wash themselves, ya know.

(Talk about greedy. The Golden Globes covers both TV and movies. I mean, come on, pick one! I blog about movies all day, and even I haven’t seen every TV show and movie out there, and these guys are what, foreign journalists? And there’s what, 10 of them? They must really, really do nothing but watch TV and movies all day.)

Best Actor in a Mini-Series or TV Movie
Matt Damon (Behind the Candelabra)
Chiwetel Ejiofor (Dancing on the Edge)
Idris Elba (Luther)
Al Pacino (Phil Spector)
Michael Douglas (Behind the Candelabra)

Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama
Chiwetel Ejiofor (12 Years a Slave)
Matthew McConaughey (Dallas Buyers Club)
Tom Hanks (Captain Phillips)
Robert Redford (All is Lost)
Idris Elba (Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom)

Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy
Bruce Dern (Nebraska)
Leonardo DiCaprio (The Wolf of Wall Street)
Christian Bale (American Hustle)
Oscar Isaac (Inside Llewyn Davis)
Joaquin Phoenix (Her)

Best Actor in a TV Series, Comedy
Jason Bateman (Arrested Development)
Don Cheadle (House of Lies)
Michael J. Fox (The Michael J. Fox Show)
Jim Parsons (The Big Bang Theory)
Andy Samberg (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

Best Actor in a TV Series, Drama
Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad)
Michael Sheen (Masters of Sex)
Kevin Spacey (House of Cards)
James Spader (The Blacklist)
Liev Schreiber (Ray Donovan)

Best Actress in a Mini-Series or TV Movie
Helena Bonham Carter (Burton and Taylor)
Rebecca Ferguson (White Queen)
Jessica Lange (American Horror Story: Coven)
Helen Mirren (Phil Spector)
Elisabeth Moss (Top of the Lake)

Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Drama
Cate Blanchett (Blue Jasmine)
Sandra Bullock (Gravity)
Emma Thompson (Saving Mr. Banks)
Judi Dench (Philomena)
Kate Winslet (Labor Day)

Best Actress In A Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy
Meryl Streep (August: Osage County)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Enough Said)
Amy Adams (American Hustle)
Julie Delpy (Before Midnight)
Greta Gerwig (Frances Ha)

Best Actress in a TV Series, Comedy
Zooey Deschanel (New Girl)
Lena Dunham (Girls)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Veep)
Amy Poehler (Parks and Recreation)
Edie Falco (Nurse)

Best Actress in a TV Series, Drama
Julianna Margulies (The Good Wife)
Kerry Washington (Scandal)
Tatiana Maslany (Orphan)
Robin Wright (House of Cards)
Taylor Schilling (Orange Is the New Black)

Best Animated Feature Film
The Croods
Despicable Me 2

Best Director – Motion Picture
Alfonso Cuaron (Gravity)
Steve McQueen (12 Years a Slave)
David O. Russell (American Hustle)
Paul Greengrass (Captain Phillips)
Alexander Payne (Nebraska)

Best Foreign Language Film
Blue is the Warmest Color
The Past
The Hunt
The Wind Rises
The Great Beauty

Best Motion Picture, Drama
12 Years a Slave
Captain Phillips

Best Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy
American Hustle
The Wolf of Wall Street
Inside Llewyn Davis

Best Original Score – Motion Picture
The Book Thief
12 Years a Slave
All is Lost
Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom

Best Original Song – Motion Picture
Atlas (Hunger Games Catching Fire)
Let It Go (Frozen)
Ordinary Love (Mandela: The Long Walk to Freedom)
Please Mr Kennedy (Inside Llewyn Davis)
Sweeter Than Fiction (One Chance)

Best Screenplay – Motion Picture
John Ridley (12 Years a Slave)
Bob Nelson (Nebraska)
Eric Warren Singer and David O. Russell (American Hustle)
Jeff Pope and Steve Coogan (Philomena)
Spike Jonze (Her)

Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture
Michael Fassbender (12 Years a Slave)
Jared Leto (Dallas Buyers Club)
Bradley Cooper (American Hustle)
Daniel Brühl (Rush)
Barkhad Abdi (Captain Phillips)

Best Supporting Actor in a Series, Mini-Series or TV Movie
Rob Lowe (Behind the Candelabra)
Josh Charles (The Good Wife)
Aaron Paul (Breaking Bad)
Corey Stoll (House of Cards)
Jon Voight (Ray Donovan)

Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture
Lupita Nyong’o (12 Years a Slave)
Jennifer Lawrence (American Hustle)
Julia Roberts (August: Osage County)
June Squibb (Nebraska)
Sally Hawkins (Blue Jasmine)

Best Supporting Actress in a Series, Mini-Series or TV Movie
Hayden Panettiere (Nashville)
Jacqueline Bisset (Dancing On the Edge)
Janet McTeer (White Queen)
Monica Potter (Parenthood)
Sofia Vergara (Modern Family)

Best TV Movie or Mini-Series
American Horror Story: Coven
Behind the Canelabra
Dancing on the Edge
Top of the Lake
White Queen

Best TV Series, Drama
Breaking Bad
Downton Abbey
House of Cards
Masters of Sex
The Good Wife

Bests TV Series, Comedy
The Big Bang Theory
Modern Family
Brooklyn 99
Parks and Recreation