The Full Trailer For ZONAD. Like A Penis, Only Smaller

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“ZONAD” is an Irish comedy about a small Irish town and the maybe alien or probably low on self esteem guy that pretends to be one. It’s looks plenty good.

It’s difficult to capture the plot in words this early, so, assistance please.

From beyond the very limits of our imagination comes a stranger. Who is he? What is he? And why is he so thirsty? These are the very questions asked by the inhabitants of Ballymoran, a sleepy village nestled deep in the Gilhooly mountains when they discover a “visitor” in their midst.

Oh well said Italic man! Smashing! Nothing captures words like Gilhooy and Ballymoran like italics. ZONAD opens in theatres, maybe someplace near you  March 17th. Thanks QuietEarth.

Get more images and videos at our “Zonad” preview page.

Author: endymion

Endy is a slightly mangy and gristly citizen of the Great White North. He loves movies big time. How big? In Canada, back in the old days in the ice city where he lived, there would just be one theatre that would be allowed to show any given movie. Some of these theatres were not the giganto-plex or mall theatres that we know and love today. No no, these were the kind of theatres where you had to wait Outside to see a movie. When a big moving picture would open in these single theatres, beaver pelt sporting fellas like Endy would have to wait outside in line for hours while fighting off the human hankering giant Polar Bear or packs of Endy knawing timber wolves. Endy is a dedicated movie watcher. Otherwise, Endy loves him a good Moose jerky, football teams with manly names like the Steelers or Vikings and the thawing embrace of his fine German woman. All these things are good. But you know what is best.