The G-Force Trailer is so Cute I want to Punch Myself in the Face

From Jerry Bruckheimer, the man who brought you “Bad Boys” and “The Rock”, now comes the greatest action movie of all time — “G-Force”. No, really. This is the greatest action movie ever made. In, like, EVER. Okay, maybe not so much, but it’s got to be the best action movie ever made about talking guinea pigs who are also highly-trained spies, right? Plus, it’s like in Disney Digital 3D, which has to be good cause they said it twice in the trailer. Yeah, I know, you’re too cool for a movie about talking guinea pigs, but trust me, your kids (or nephews and nieces) are gonna love it. Take them to go see this thing. It’ll be a lot cheaper then buying them a new PS3.

Armed with the latest high-tech spy equipment, a covert team of highly trained guinea pigs discover that the fate of the world is in their paws. Tapped for the G-FORCE are guinea pigs Darwin, the squad leader determined to succeed at all costs; Blaster, an outrageous weapons expert with tons of attitude and a love for all things extreme; and Juarez, a sexy martial arts pro; plus the literal fly-on-the-wall reconnaissance expert Mooch, and a star-nosed mole Speckles, the computer and information specialist.

Starring the voices of Nicolas Cage, Sam Rockwell, Penelope Cruz, Tracy Morgan and Steve Buscemi. Directed by Hoyt Yeatman.

Guinea pig out July 24.

Trailer via Yahoo! Movies.