The Hoff Returns to the Water in Piranha 3DD

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David Hasselhoff is headed back into the water for some heroics after hanging up the floatation device after “Baywatch” was canceled. Hopefully he won’t run afoul of those killer fishes with sharp teeth, because the Hoff has joined the cast of John Gulager’s “Piranha 3DD”, which is currently shooting for a November 23, 2011 release.

The sequel moves the action (and the feeding frenzy) to The Big Wet Water Park, where no doubt a bevy of nubile young lasses and their hunky hunk boyfriends must contend with some hungry fishes or risk visiting that big prom in the sky.

Hoff joins Ving Rhames, Christopher Lloyd, Paul Scheer, Gary Busey, Katrina Bowden, Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, Chris Zylka and David Koechner in the cast.

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  • Dedpool

    YES! Cause you “Can’t Hassle the Hoff!” And no I didn’t make that up, that’s the title of his book!!