Now I don’t know if the actual “Deadpool” videogame is as fun as this launch trailer makes it seem, but if it’s even half this fun, I don’t see how fans of the Merc with a Mouth won’t get their money’s worth. If nothing else, it looks like a rollicking good time through Crazyville. That’s what you want from your Deadpool videogame, right? There should be scenes of him bitch-slapping Wolverine and all that good stuff. Otherwise it’d just be another lame comic book game.
The game launches tomorrow on all the popular gaming consoles that the kids play these days, and here’s the mouthy merc himself with the reasons why you should buy it:
Some of you may know me as the Merc with the Mouth. And it’s time to get mouthy. Prepare to get Deadpooled – That’s right, $#*! just got real! Couple things I’d like to get off my chest: I’m a mercenary for hire with an accelerated healing factor. I like to run my mouth. Some say I’m unstable but I’m very stable. (Yep, totally stable) (What about that time we beat the dude with his own arms?) (That doesn’t count) And if you want to know what gets me going in the mornings, it’s chimichangas! (Mmmmm Chimichangas) WHOA, I feel better now. All right. I’m gonna battle for the safety of humans (and bewbs!) and mutants (and bewbs!)
He said bewbs!