The Reason I Was Born Has Been Revealed: Ticked-Off Trannies with Knives

Everyone is born with a purpose, regardless of how sad or pathetic that supposed purpose may be. After years of fruitless searching for the reason I was dumped into this cruel and unusual world, I have finally stumbled across the cinematic definition of my humanity. “Ticked-Off Trannies with Knives” looks to be one seriously warped and outrageously enjoyable cinematic adventure — in other words, it’s right up my alley. The plot is pretty elementary: After three transgender ladies are brutally assaulted by a group of guys, bloody vengeance promptly ensues. How cool is that? But don’t take my word for it — check out the grindhouse-inspired trailer nestled over yonder. Although it’s been doing the festival circuit for a while now, “Ticked-Off Trannies with Knives” is scheduled to hit select theaters this Halloween. For more information on this controversial title, take a gander at the film’s official website.

Daring souls who love weird cinema are invited to investigate the trailer.