The Stan Helsing Poster Promises Very, Very Little

StanHelsing2Anchor Bay recently released the poster for their upcoming horror/comedy “Stan Helsing,” as well as a short list of theaters brave enough to actually screen the flick for desperate movie-goers looking for cheap, low-brow entertainment. Thing is, I’m was initially kind of intrigued by the film’s premise, that is, until I caught sight of a particularly disturbing quote about halfway down the poster. Much to my horrifying dismay, the film is from the executive producer of “Scary Movie,” a franchise that is responsible for all of those insipid spoof movies we’re subjected to each and every year. Had I known this information in advance, I seriously doubt I would have wasted time pondering its potential. I feel dirty, and immediately require a hot shower.

If you’re one of the four people who are jonesing for this movie’s upcoming release, take a look at the list of theaters that have agreed to show it:

New York – Village East Cinemas
Los Angeles – Mann’s Chinese 6 Theaters
Vancouver — Tinseltown Theaters
Toronto — Bloor Cinema
Ottawa — Mayfair Theater

Be sure to make room on your calendar for “Stan Helsing” on October 23rd.

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Todd was raised on a steady diet of Hollywood blockbusters, late-night Cinemax programming, and USA’s “Up All Night,” which may explain why his taste in movies is more than a little questionable. When he isn’t providing news and reviews for Beyond Hollywood, he can be found lounging lazily on his couch, perched in front of his television, or dwelling in places where direct sunlight can be easily avoided. He's happily married, in his 30's, and totally badass. If you'd like to reach Todd, you can follow him on Twitter or send him email/scoops to todd (at) beyondhollywood.com.

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