Thor The God of Thunder Gets a Part Time Job at the 7-Eleven


It’s funny cause, well, it’s Thor.

“Thor” the movie, directed by Kenneth Branagh and starring Chris Hemsworth as the Asgardian God of Thunder, opens next week. Hopefully hardworking toy Thor will be able to get some time off from the 7-Eleven to attend the Stateside premiere. It is his big break, after all.

Of course, then who would keep Loki in line when he shows up to cause problems? Every other 7-Eleven employee always falls for the ol dynamite in the hotdog oven, but not Thor. No sirree Bob.

Between this and the Little Darth Vader Superbowl parody spot, Marvel is on a roll with their PR stuff lately.

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  • Ironfist fan# rogernator5000

    but how can he work there if the destroyer from the movie shoots it down, Maybe Thor has an Asgardian 7-11 because New Mexico’s went away

  • Lexavi80

    “One taquito, please”. LMAO!!!!!