That rascal Hitler and his World War II. Don’t you just wish someone could have popped that little weasel and his funky mustache before he really got going in pre-war Germany? Well in the new movie “Valkyrie” (which is so damn hard to spell I have to keep looking the word up, just so you know) someone is gonna give it a shot — literally. Tom Cruise and Kenneth Branagh will be playing real-life mentor and student, as they plot to kill Der Fuhrer. The World War II film will be directed by Bryan Singer (“Superman Returns”) from a script by his “Usual Suspects” bud Christopher McQuarrie. The whole thing is supposedly based on a true story.
Hitler wasn’t always such a bad guy. He liked museums, too. Well, only the ones not run by Jews, that is.