Totally Uncool G.I. Joe Movie Card Profiles

The G.I. site Hisstank has these new images from the upcoming “G.I. Joe” movie “Rise of Cobra” that shows characters from the movie in what I believe are trading cards. Or as Hisstank calls them, movie card files. Basically, trading cards. All the usual guys have come out, including Duke, Storm Shadow, and Scarlett (though strangely, I don’t see one for Snake Eyes), but there are some new ones featuring characters we haven’t seen before, including The Doctor, Zartan (Arnold Vosloo), a Cobra Viper soldier in full armor, and Breaker (Saïd Taghmaoui). And yes, the sheer dorkiness of Breaker and The Doctor defy comprehension.

But then again, after the initial Snake Eyes promo images that were released from the movie all those months ago, there hasn’t been a single thing from the movie that’s come out yet and gotten the geeks excited. Maybe the first trailer will change all that. God, I hope so, because this thing is looking like a major train wreck from where I sit in the cheap seats.



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  • http://myspace.com/hulksmashnow Brad L. Wooldridge

    Why does it look like a train wreck to you, Nix?

  • http://myspace.com/hulksmashnow Brad L. Wooldridge

    Why does it look like a train wreck to you, Nix?

  • REC

    Get your facts right slim…..maybe people would start reading your stuff. Calling Zartan a new character….” but there are some new ones featuring characters we haven’t seen before” What a joke.

    • http://www.beyondhollywood.com/ Nix

      Why? You’re reading my stuff even when I apparently didn’t get my ‘facts’ right. Er. Slim. Plus, why deny myself such pearls of wisdom? You can’t buy “what a joke” with any price!

    • http://www.timdiemart.com/ tripur

      I think you read what he said completely wrong there man. Not that they are new characters but that this is our first look at them in the movie.

  • REC

    Get your facts right slim…..maybe people would start reading your stuff. Calling Zartan a new character….” but there are some new ones featuring characters we haven’t seen before” What a joke.

    • http://www.beyondhollywood.com Nix

      Why? You’re reading my stuff even when I apparently didn’t get my ‘facts’ right. Er. Slim. Plus, why deny myself such pearls of wisdom? You can’t buy “what a joke” with any price!

    • http://www.timdiemart.com tripur

      I think you read what he said completely wrong there man. Not that they are new characters but that this is our first look at them in the movie.

  • Jason

    Anyone familiar with all the years of GI Joe might remember a character by the name of Doctor Mindbender, and that picture has a vague resemblance of him….

    Just a thought.

  • Jason

    Anyone familiar with all the years of GI Joe might remember a character by the name of Doctor Mindbender, and that picture has a vague resemblance of him….

    Just a thought.