The G.I. site Hisstank has these new images from the upcoming “G.I. Joe” movie “Rise of Cobra” that shows characters from the movie in what I believe are trading cards. Or as Hisstank calls them, movie card files. Basically, trading cards. All the usual guys have come out, including Duke, Storm Shadow, and Scarlett (though strangely, I don’t see one for Snake Eyes), but there are some new ones featuring characters we haven’t seen before, including The Doctor, Zartan (Arnold Vosloo), a Cobra Viper soldier in full armor, and Breaker (Saïd Taghmaoui). And yes, the sheer dorkiness of Breaker and The Doctor defy comprehension.
But then again, after the initial Snake Eyes promo images that were released from the movie all those months ago, there hasn’t been a single thing from the movie that’s come out yet and gotten the geeks excited. Maybe the first trailer will change all that. God, I hope so, because this thing is looking like a major train wreck from where I sit in the cheap seats.