Transformers Update: Earlier Release Date, New Footage

In case our regular viewers haven’t noticed, the MTV Movie Awards is this Sunday. How could you not notice? All those flashing MTV Movie Award ads have been running on our site nonstop for the last week and change! Tune in, and besides the vulgar comedic stylings of MTV Movie Awards host Sarah Silverman, you’ll also catch brand spanking new Transformers footage during the pre-show, well, show. Also, the Powers That Be have moved the release date of “Transformers” up to July 3rd, from its originaly July 4th. Why the move? Duh. They want to make more money. It’s all about the buackaroos, kids.

Catch the MTV Movie Awards later today on, of course, MTV. And if you miss it, don’t worry, they’ll replay it nonstop for the next 6 months, as they are wont to do.