David Caruso’s Horatio Caine Likes His One Liners. Like, a LOT.

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Okay, I know this is old, but everytime I stumble across “CSI: Miami” on the tube, this is the first thing that comes to my mind. It’s even more hilarious if I happen to catch the show when it’s first starting out, before the title sequence, cause that’s when, guaranteed 100% of the time, David Caruso’s Horatio Caine shows up at a crime scene, says something, slips on his glasses, then says his one-liner. It’s hilarious, even more so now because the writers probably giggle like school girls everytime they write the line in the writer’s room. The fact that Caruso plays along is doubly hilarious. Hell, the guy probably has it in his contract!

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Julianna Margulies Lends her Sex Appeal to Two Posters for THE GOOD WIFE

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Who knew CBS’ THE GOOD WIFE was this sexy? I don’t know if the show itself lives up to these two very sexy posters promoting the show’s latest season, but I gotta say, I’ve seen Julianna Margulies on the tube for quite some time, and I’ve never actually seen her quite like, er, this. Yeah, I might have to tune into this show at least once to see what’s going on over there…

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Cobie Smulders and Alyson Hannigan from How I Met Your Mother

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I gotta say, I never actually go out seeking CBS’ sitcom “How I Met Your Mother”, but whenever I stumble across it on the tube, it’s actually pretty funny. Not funny enough to make me put it on my DVR list, mind you, but pretty funny. Then again, it could just be that Cobie Smulders is downright smoking hot on the show. Plus, Alyson Hannigan is cute, too. Not Cobie Smulders hot, mind you, but cute enough. Promo images featuring the two ladies throughout the years below.

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Some Choice Sexy and Dangerous Images of Eliza Dushku from Dollhouse

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In case you’ve already forgotten, “Dollhouse” was an action-adventure show starring Eliza Dushku on the FOX network that ran for a couple of seasons before it was canceled. It was from Joss Whedon, and like all Whedon shows, had a huge cult following that didn’t necessarily translate into actual eyeballs on the tube. That’s the thing about FOX — they’re probably the only network who would put a show like “Dollhouse” on the air in the first place, but damn it if they don’t cancel it just as fast. Go figure. Here are some of the more flavorful promo shots of Dushku from the show. The show itself, like the promos, was sexy and dangerous, so I guess these are pretty appropriate.

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The Ladies (and Hoff) of Baywatch Hawaii

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“Baywatch Hawaii” came about in the 10th season of the popular syndicated “Baywatch” TV show. When you think about it, it’s a no-brainer. Sure, lifeguards in Los Angeles ain’t bad, but come on, when you think hot people in swimsuit, you think Hawaii. Or is that just me? In any case, the show only lasted a couple of seasons, but man, were they good ones from a purely eye candy standpoint. Seeing a yellow version of the famous bathing suit was also a nice change of pace. Some old promos featuring the ladies and men of “Baywatch Hawaii” below.

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Spiffy Character Portraits for The Walking Dead Season 2

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Love me some zombies. If you feel the same way, you’ll get a kick out of these character portraits for AMC’s “The Walking Dead” Season 2. Sure, the show is now Frank Darabont-less, but I still have faith. Or at least, until the show convinces me otherwise…

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Unforgettable Season 1 Promos

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The premise of the new cop show “Unforgettable” is pretty basic: “She can do anything but forget.” See, because Poppy Montgomery’s character has perfect memory, which comes in handy because she can remember everything, especially when she’s at a crime scene. It sorta makes having to carry around a pen and notepad to jot down notes moot. She’s kind of like a superhero, I guess. A really tall, hot, redheaded superhero, anyway. Promo images and video for “Unforgettable” after the jump.

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The Playboy Club Season 1 Promos

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Hmm, a show about the Playboy Club? About the young, uh, nubile ladies working at said club for the magazine Playboy? What could possibly go wrong? Yeah, I don’t see this show lasting past its first season, but until it does get canceled, here are some spicy Season 1 promo images featuring the cast, which happens to include the gorgeous Amber Heard, who usually does movies, but is apparently taking a little detour into TVland for some reason. Not complaining, though. Nope, not one bit.

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Kat Graham in Vampire Diaries Promos

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“The Vampire Diaries” has got a lot going for it. Despite being on the CW, it’s a surprisingly good show. Okay, that’s kind of a backhanded compliment — but not really. Let’s face it, the CW just doesn’t have that many good shows. Anyways, one of the main reasons to watch “Diaries” is definitely Kat Graham. Don’t believe me? Find out why below.

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Once Upon a Time Jessica Alba was a Dark Angel…

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Jessica Alba wasn’t always a movie star. She used to be a TV star. Well, for a season or two, anyway. The show didn’t really last that long, even though it had James Cameron as its creator and producer. I mean, the guy can get anything made for a gazillion bucks, but he couldn’t keep the show on TV. Which was weird, but there you have it. The best part about Jessica Alba’s “Dark Angel” TV show, though? Duh. It’s Jessica Alba. Here are some old school promos featuring the gorgeous Alba. If you thought she was hot now, man, she was some kind of hot back “in the day”…

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The Girls of Buffy The Vampire Slayer

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There’s always a good reason to re-visit old, canceled shows. “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” is one such show. It’s got it all — hot girls, great action, great comedy, and cool monsters. Not scary monsters or anything, mind you, but pretty cool ones. Plus, the writing was tops. And did I mention the hot girls? Choice shots of Sarah Michelle Gellar, Alyson Hannigan, Emma Caulfield, Michelle Trachtenberg, and Amber Benson after the jump.

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ONCE UPON A TIME Season 1 Character Promos

Man, “Once Upon a Time’s” got one hell of a great cast, and the premise ain’t bad, either. Too bad it’s not going to last past the first season. I’d be shocked if it did, but I just don’t see this type of show capturing the majority of TV watchers’ imaginations, which is odd to say given the show’s very imaginative premise. And you need lots and lots of eyeballs on primetime TV to keep going. It might end up becoming a cult hit, though. Hey, I could be wrong, but I doubt it.

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Two More Awesome HOUSE Season 8 Posters

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Sure, HOUSE season 7 had its issues, and it could have been better … but maybe season 8 will be better. I’m hoping this is the final season. As much as I love “House”, for some reason the show just doesn’t have that repeat viewing factor. I think it’s because it’s just so House-centric, that it doesn’t allow for a lot of “filler” episodes. Or maybe that’s just me. Anyways, check out the latest HOUSE Season 8 posters, playing out House’s upcoming prison stint.

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Pan Am Season 1 Promo Images and Videos

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A show about plane flight attendants? Or, er back when they were still called stewardess, were all women, and looked super hot? Yup, that’s the premise of the new ABC show “Pan Am”. Gotta say, I wasn’t one of those people waiting with bated breath for the show, but it certainly has a great cast of lovely ladies, and the tone of the show is very guilty pleasure-heavy. Season 1 promo images, poster, and preview trailer below. “Pan Am” takes off September 25th, 2011.

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Hannah Simone in NEW GIRL Season 1 Promos

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Hannah Simone is a former fashion model who plays a hot model in the new Fox show NEW GIRL, starring Zooey Deschanel as her funky roommate/best friend. Yeah, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that casting Hannah Simone as a model is kind of a no-brainer. Call me crazy.

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