Saddle up your Chevys and grab the reins for the ride of your life, kiddies, because here are two TV spots for Tim Burton’s “Dark Shadows”. Okay, maybe it won’t exactly blow up your skirt, but hey, if you enjoy Tim Burton’s brand of funky comedy/darkness, then this should be right up your alley. Anyways, I know “Dark Shadows” has vampires and witches and what-have-you, but I feel so dirty calling it horror. It’s the similar unclean feeling I get calling the “Twilight” movies horror. But hey, maybe that’s just me.
Johnny Depp stars as Barnabas Collins, a vampire who wakes up in the 1970s after being locked in a coffin by an evil Eva Green. An evil and really, REALLY hot Eva Green. Hey, if you gotta be locked in a coffin, it mind as well be by Eva Green, I always say.
The wacky nonsense also stars Bella Heathcote, Chloe Moretz, Helena Bonham Carter, Michelle Pfeiffer, Christopher Lee, Jackie Earle Haley, Jonny Lee Miller, Thomas McDonell, and Ray Shirley.
The disco beat begins May 11, 2012.
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