Uwe Boll’s Bloodrayne 3 Trailer. Basically Blubberella with a Skinny Chick.

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I’m guessing this is how it all went down: Uwe Boll was shooting “Bloodrayne 3″ when he probably got the bright idea to use the exact same cast (or thereabouts), the same resources, and make a second movie with them. Except this second movie would be a “comedy”, but since Natassia Malthe (the star of “Bloodrayne 3″) might not have the chops (or, er, blubber) for a comedy, Boll cast the exact opposite of Malthe and called it “Blubberella”. Being the genius that he is, Uwe Boll has essentially made two movies when mere mortals could only make one, thus proving, once and for all, that Uwe Boll is no mere mortal. (I’ve tacked on the “Blubberella” trailer after the “Bloodrayne 3″ trailer for your comparison.)

Note: Boll also has a third WWII/Nazi-set movie called “Auschwitz” in the works, though IMDB.com calls the film a “documentary”. We posted a clip from “Auschwitz” here. So has Uwe Boll actually made three movies out of one? Genius!

Anyways, back to “Bloodrayne 3: The Third Reich”:

Rayne fights against the Nazis in Europe during World War II, encountering Ekart Brand, a Nazi leader whose target is to inject Adolf Hitler with Rayne’s blood in an attempt to transform him into a dhampir and attain immortality.

Starring Natassia Malthe, Clint Howard, Michael Pare, Brendan Fletcher, Willam Belli, Annett Culp, Steffen Mennekes, and directed by Uwe Boll.

Look for it on DVD.

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  • http://www.originalgeekspodcast.com/ Dedpool aka Jiinx

    LMAO!!!! OMG! Clint Howard has the same make up in both movies. I bet he’s even playing the same character. This is SO wrong. They finally got the right storyline and yet it looks worse than the first two. At least we get a sex scene with Natassia Malthe.