Uzi-Packing Thor vs. Richard Grieco in Almighty Thor Trailer

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Who says all Thor needs is his precious hammer to save the day? Whoever said that has never seen the boys at the infamous Asylum production company in action. In the Aslyum’s latest mockbuster, “Almighty Thor”, the God of Thunder also packs an Uzi. Hopefully he’s got some spare clips in his manfur, cause Richard Grieco as the evil Loki looks mighty dangerous, if by “dangerous” you mean hilarious.

“Almighty Thor” will try to cash in on Marvel Studios’ “Thor” when it arrives on the SyFy May 7th (yes, just a day after Marvel’s “Thor” opens in theaters May 6) and will then be available on DVD and for download via VOD on May 10th.

(Look, I’m sorry, but if you’re walking through a video store and you see the box cover for “Almighty Thor” and think it’s the same “Thor” as the big-budget one that just opened in theaters the day before, you deserve to lose your hard-earned money. Consider it a tax for being stupid.)

The movie co-stars Cody Deal as Thor, Patricia Velasquez as Jarnsaxa, and wrestler Kevin Nash as Odin.


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  • Lexavi80

    “Consider it a tax for being stupid”… LMAO!!. Indeed

  • kimpopoy

    hahahahah!! so f-ing cheap ass movie!!

  • Brittdasheet

    I thought that this Almighty Thor could have the possibility to be another Doctor Mordrid. Then, I watched the trailer. This looks low budget; even for a made-for-TV movie on SyFy. A stupid tax isn’t nearly strong enough. I would propose a free vasectomy/tubal ligation to those who buy this suckfest since the world, as a whole, does not need them to be procreating…

  • http://www.beyondhollywood.com Todd

    I don’t care what anyone says — I’m more excited about this one than it’s big-budget counterpart. At least “Almighty Thor” one seems to realize how empty-headed and moronic the storyline is. Count me in.

  • Lexavi80

    You already saw Thor?. I have no idea about the storyline but the trailers look bad-ass!.

    “Almighty Thor” looks like sothing I’ll watch (maaaaaybe) in my place if I have nothing to do, nor watch, nor read or if I don’t have to do landry nor cleaning nor cooking or something. And even there I might just invent a new activity so I don’t have to watch Kevin “Diesel” Nash playing Odin.

    I used to dig him as a wrestler but Odin is not the right part for him. I see more “Godnesness” (??) on Anthony Hopkins

  • http://www.originalgeekspodcast.com/ Dedpool

    When i first saw pics and heard about this I knew it was gonna be horrible, but damn. They set new levels for bad!

    “(Look, I’m sorry, but if you’re walking through a video store and you see the box cover for “Almighty Thor” and think it’s the same “Thor” as the big-budget one that just opened in theaters the day before, you deserve to lose your hard-earned money. Consider it a tax for being stupid.)” LMAO! Right on man!!