Vicky Cristina Barcelona Trailer is Tempting

Let’s face it guys, the only reason you’re even entertaining the idea of seeing Woody Allen’s latest, “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” isn’t because you’re a closeted Woody Allen fan, but because of the promise of a threesome involving Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson along with some guy who isn’t us. (Seriously, come on, the Woodster didn’t even have enough respect for you to think of an actual movie title. How lazy can you get?) And so, here’s the latest trailer for “Vicky Cristina Barcelona”, and yes, it continues to tease you with a possible threesome involving the film’s two leading ladies.

Two girlfriends (Hall and Johansson) on a summer holiday in Spain become enamored with the same painter (Bardem), fully unaware that his ex-wife (Cruz), with whom he has a tempestuous relationship, is about to re-enter the picture.

Oh yeah, Rebecca Hall ain’t bad, either, and I’m guessing from the trailer that Bardem gets into her pants, too. Jesus, I gotta pick up painting and start talking with a ridiculous Spanish accent…

It opens September 5 in theaters, but come on, we all know you’re waiting for the DVD. Am I right or am I right? Pervs.