Wait, You’re Saying the Gareth Edwards Godzilla Wasn’t Perfect?

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Gareth Edwards’ “Godzilla” reboot made a bazillion dollars (or something like that), so it’s gotta be pretty good, right? Apparently while it is admittedly pretty good, it’s not perfect, and the folks at Honest Trailers have a couple of bones (or is that MUTOs?) to pick with the Big G.

Let’s see what those crazy kids have to say, shall we? (Obviously it goes without saying, right? MASSIVE SPOILERS here if you haven’t seen the movie yet.)

I get the whole Bryan Cranston thing. And the whole “Wait, when is Godzilla showing up” thing. I don’t really count footage of his fins swimming around the ocean as an appearance, by the way. Plus, the MUTOs were kind of lame. Couldn’t Godzilla have fought cooler looking monsters? The whole Godzilla history was also really, well, stupid. Dude just shows up to fight after half a century? Man, he must have really been bored.

But damn, did you see all the mass destruction? Holy crap! I can’t believe Quicksilver and his totally hot sister Scarlet Witch actually survived! (By the way, I wasn’t the only one creep out that they’re going from playing lovers to playing brother and sister in “The Avengers 2,” right? That wasn’t just me?)