Warner Brothers Adds Natali’s Splice to its Summer Release Schedule

As if I didn’t already have a full plate when it comes to the summer blockbuster season, Warner Bros. has announced that Vincenzo Natali’s upcoming sci-fi/horror outing “Splice” will attempt to lift a few dollars from my stylish leather wallet on June 4th. The film, which stars Adrien Brody and Sarah Polley, chronicles the exploits of two scientists who boldly attempt to combine human and animal DNA in order to construct an entirely new species. As one might expect, things don’t unfold as planned. Naturally, yours truly will definitely be in attendance, so be sure to keep your eyes peeled for me. I’ll be the pasty little guy in the middle of the theater wearing a tattered baseball cap and a Cosby sweater. Please, no autographs.

I bet she looks bangin' in a bikini.