Watch Danny Trejo Eat Eggs! The First Machete Clip Disappoints.


From where I’m sitting, “Machete” looks pretty badass. However, if the world judged the entire film based on the dodgy clip embedded below, there’s a very strong possibility that no one would go see it. Okay, okay — I would go see it, but anyone with discerning taste in film would avoid it like the proverbial plague. If you want to watch Trejo eat some eggs while talking with Jessica Alba, by all means, have at it. “Machete” opens on September 3rd. Here’s hoping some decent clips that actually sell the film’s content will surface before the picture’s theatrical bow. Promotional wizards, assemble! Thanks to Joblo for the clip.

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