Watch Danny Trejo Eat Eggs! The First Machete Clip Disappoints.

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From where I’m sitting, “Machete” looks pretty badass. However, if the world judged the entire film based on the dodgy clip embedded below, there’s a very strong possibility that no one would go see it. Okay, okay — I would go see it, but anyone with discerning taste in film would avoid it like the proverbial plague. If you want to watch Trejo eat some eggs while talking with Jessica Alba, by all means, have at it. “Machete” opens on September 3rd. Here’s hoping some decent clips that actually sell the film’s content will surface before the picture’s theatrical bow. Promotional wizards, assemble! Thanks to Joblo for the clip.

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Author: Todd Rigney

Todd was raised on a steady diet of Hollywood blockbusters, late-night Cinemax programming, and USA’s “Up All Night,” which may explain why his taste in movies is more than a little questionable. When he isn’t providing news and reviews for Beyond Hollywood, he can be found lounging lazily on his couch, perched in front of his television, or dwelling in places where direct sunlight can be easily avoided. He's happily married, in his 30's, and totally badass. If you'd like to reach Todd, you can follow him on Twitter or send him email/scoops to todd (at)