Wesley Snipes Is A Free Man!

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Wesley Snipes

Here’s the best news I’ve heard all day, Wesley Snipes—AKA The Artist Formerly Known As Inmate # 43355-018—is a free man once more.

Snipes has been serving time in Pennsylvania’s McKean Federal Correctional Institution since December 2010 for not filing his federal taxes. They take that shit seriously. After all, it was tax evasion that finally brought down Al Capone, and he did a ton of horrible stuff.

TMZ reports that Snipes was released on April 2, and that he will be under house arrest—the preferred official nomenclatures is “home confinement”—until July 19. After that he can finally get to work on “Expendables 3” and that “Passenger 57” sequel I’ve been waiting for since 1992. Okay, that last one is just a lingering teenage fantasy, but the “Expendables” part may very realistically happen.

Anyway, we would like to welcome Mr. Snipes back to the land of the free, and at the same time remind you that you still have a few days to pay your taxes.

Author: Brent McKnight

Brent McKnight lives in Seattle with his dogs. He likes beards, movies where things explode, and overcast skies. His three favorite movies are "Rubin and Ed", "A Bittersweet Life", and "Out for Justice". He wishes his knees didn't hurt. On Twitter @BrentMMcKnight
  • TRD

    Yes! This is Indeed good news.

  • justjoe

    Time to bring the “Blade” franchise back on track.

    • http://www.beyondhollywood.com/ Dedpool

      Meh. Give it to Michael Jai White and let Snipes move on to Expendables 3 and other stuff.

  • Deebo

    If he does another Blade I’m IN!! Just not the last directors maybe the one who does Iron Man franchise but WSnipes and Michael J. White is the only two who can pull that off.

  • http://www.beyondhollywood.com/ Nix

    Free at last! Free at last!

  • tommy G

    Man I love this guy in Demolition Man. Remember to pay your taxes this time :). Anyways good to have him back even his best days are behind him he still a great actor and would love to see him be cast in Expendables 3. Stallone give him a call he need’s a comeback just like the rest of them did

    • http://twitter.com/BrentMMcKnight Brent McKnight

      Demolition Man is one of my all time favorite movies.

      • http://www.beyondhollywood.com/ Nix

        Sandra Bullock and Denis Leary. ‘Nuff said.

  • http://www.beyondhollywood.com Todd

    I’m pretty happy about this. I’m also excited for ‘Gallowwalkers.’

    • http://twitter.com/BrentMMcKnight Brent McKnight

      YES!

      • http://www.beyondhollywood.com/ Dedpool

        Yeah that actually looks like fun!!

  • Juggernaut

    Can’t wait for him to square off against Sly again in Expendables 3!!!