Witchblade Teaser Poster. And Yes, She is Half-Naked.

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No one has been cast yet, no one has been hired to direct it, and as far as I know, no one has been hired to write it, but that’s not going to stop Platinum Studios and Top Cow from slapping a very, very early teaser poster for their upcoming comic book movie “Witchblade” together and putting it on the film’s brand spanking new official site. The teaser poster for your perusal below. And yes, as the title suggest, the girl holding the witchblade (the gauntlet thingie on her hand) is indeed half-naked, just like in the comics, but NOT just like in the TV version, which is a shame as, well, the girl in the TV version was played by Yancy Butler, and she ain’t half bad looking.

From Platinum Studios, Top Cow Productions, and Arclight Films.

Poster from Comingsoon, which basically looks like every other comic book cover from the Top Cow guys. Thems real horny guys who draws over there, you know.

The official site is here.

Witchblade Teaser Poster

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  • Richard

    They should make a “The Drakness” movie first.

  • Richard

    They should make a “The Drakness” movie first.

  • Richard

    They should make a “The Drakness” movie first.

  • Richard

    or did I mean “The DARkness”

  • Richard

    or did I mean “The DARkness”

  • http://www.originalgeekspodcast.com/ Dedpool aka Jiinx

    Seeing as 2009 is all but over and we haven’t heard a word about this film, I’m guessing development hell?

    • http://www.beyondhollywood.com/ Nix

      Not every comic book needs to be made into a movie, but don’t tell Hollywood that. Seeing as how the town is optioning about 20 comic book titles a week, only a small margin will ever see the light of day. Witchblade might be a decent movie, but I don’t see it happening unless a major A-list star grabs onto it.

      • http://www.originalgeekspodcast.com/ Dedpool aka Jiinx

        I’m with you. I say Jessica Biel, or maybe even Angelina if they wanted to go real big. Scar Jo could be a possiblity.

      • http://www.originalgeekspodcast.com/ Dedpool aka Jiinx

        I’m with you. I say Jessica Biel, or maybe even Angelina if they wanted to go real big. Scar Jo could be a possiblity.

    • http://www.beyondhollywood.com/ Nix

      Not every comic book needs to be made into a movie, but don’t tell Hollywood that. Seeing as how the town is optioning about 20 comic book titles a week, only a small margin will ever see the light of day. Witchblade might be a decent movie, but I don’t see it happening unless a major A-list star grabs onto it.

  • http://www.originalgeekspodcast.com/ Dedpool aka Jiinx

    Seeing as 2009 is all but over and we haven’t heard a word about this film, I’m guessing development hell?

  • Dedpool

    Seeing as 2009 is all but over and we haven’t heard a word about this film, I’m guessing development hell?

    • http://www.beyondhollywood.com Nix

      Not every comic book needs to be made into a movie, but don’t tell Hollywood that. Seeing as how the town is optioning about 20 comic book titles a week, only a small margin will ever see the light of day. Witchblade might be a decent movie, but I don’t see it happening unless a major A-list star grabs onto it.

      • Dedpool

        I’m with you. I say Jessica Biel, or maybe even Angelina if they wanted to go real big. Scar Jo could be a possiblity.