Zombie plagues suck, but if you’ll just follow these simple rules, you, too, may survive the impending zombie apocalypse. First of all, get a badass partner with lots of guns and the ability to use them. Secondly — well, I would just follow the first rule. That seems adequate enough for our purposes. Check out the International Trailer for Ruben Fleischer’s “Zombieland”, which doesn’t really offer any new footage, but does present them in a new way. Sort of. Starring Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, and Emma Stone, the film decays its way into theaters October 2, 2009.