Jesse Eisenberg vs. Woody Harrelson? Who ya got? Well if you’re blessed with common sense, you’d go with Woody. But since this is a movie probably made by a former nerd, go with the nerdy looking guy, aka Jesse’s character. Here’s a one-sheet for Ruben Fleischer’s “Zombieland”, which, I believe, promises destruction on a global scale. Or at least, lots of zombies. Then again, I don’t see any zombies in the poster, but perhaps the explosions are, you know, symbolic of zombies. Or some such.
Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) has made a habit of running from what scares him. Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) doesn’t have fears. If he did, he’d kick their ever-living ass. In a world overrun by zombies, these two are perfectly evolved survivors. But now, they’re about to stare down the most terrifying prospect of all: each other.
Starring: Mila Kunis, Abigail Breslin, Bill Murray, Emma Stone, Amber Heard, Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Chick Bernhardt, Rosie Bernhard, and directed by Ruben Fleischer.
Release your inner zombieness October 9, 2009.