Zombieland One-Sheet Promises Planet-wide Explosions

Jesse Eisenberg vs. Woody Harrelson? Who ya got? Well if you’re blessed with common sense, you’d go with Woody. But since this is a movie probably made by a former nerd, go with the nerdy looking guy, aka Jesse’s character. Here’s a one-sheet for Ruben Fleischer’s “Zombieland”, which, I believe, promises destruction on a global scale. Or at least, lots of zombies. Then again, I don’t see any zombies in the poster, but perhaps the explosions are, you know, symbolic of zombies. Or some such.

Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) has made a habit of running from what scares him. Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) doesn’t have fears. If he did, he’d kick their ever-living ass. In a world overrun by zombies, these two are perfectly evolved survivors. But now, they’re about to stare down the most terrifying prospect of all: each other.

Starring: Mila Kunis, Abigail Breslin, Bill Murray, Emma Stone, Amber Heard, Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Chick Bernhardt, Rosie Bernhard, and directed by Ruben Fleischer.

Release your inner zombieness October 9, 2009.

Via TheHDroom.